yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Randomize
