This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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