It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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