what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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