FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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