he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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