Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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