Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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