So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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