We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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