I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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