Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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