Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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