There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I am naked and annoyed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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