I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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