I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
i out mim tonsoeep
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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