remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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