I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if i can run in heels then i can drive
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Randomize
