It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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