What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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