you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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