I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
