I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish i was in the wii world.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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