Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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