You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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