lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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