If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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