'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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