My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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