i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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