Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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