i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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