covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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