just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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