Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
