I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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