her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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