What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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