I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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