I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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