Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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