STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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