:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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