i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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