Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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