is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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