At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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