Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
i've created a new STD.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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