he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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