Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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