so that wasnt chicken after all
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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